(very much NOT a) Wordless Wednesday....

(sigh) I have WAY too much to say today.

my apologies in advance to those of you who are getting tired of my rather *ahem* lengthy posts. i sometimes, ummmm, usually have alot to say. btw--if anyone out there can tell me how in the heck to cross something out after you've written it i would be eternally grateful. well, at least grateful for a heck of a long time.

So. Today was T-minus TWO days until Spring Break. Are the students ready? That would be a yes. Are the teachers ready? That would be a YES. Am I ready? Seriously? Do you even have to ask that question??

I am beyond tired of dealing with nonsense. Would you like your dailydoseofnonsensethatmelicityhastodealwith? (hehehe...how much do you hate when i do that?) anywho.

Nonsense number 1:

Meeting with the parentwhothinksherchildisperfectalthoughshewillsayshedoesn'tthinkso. The meeting didn't go that badly. I actually had to bite the inside of my mouth to keep from laughing out loud at one point because the teacher did such a wonderful job of politely putting the mother in her place. I really didn't even need to be there. The other best part was that she brought her husband....who, um, proceeded to side with US the whole time. Karma, you know. ;)

In the middle of that meeting happens Nonsense number 2:

one of my 8th grade teachers comes to my office. She has a boy from her homeroom in tow. Now, this particular young man has anger issues and issues with keeping his hands to himself. I thought that, perhaps, he had been in a fight. Nope. That would have been too easy. Instead, he walked up to another girl from his class, grabbed her ta-tas and SQUEEZED. Hmmmm....my first thought was "And she didn't knock you out because why?" Really? Are you kidding me? What the heck were you thinking? Answer "I wasn't." DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you wish you were me??

I have officially given up trying to figure people out. Just when I think I have them figured out, someone goes and screws it up for me.

T-Minus one day until Spring Break.